10 tips on how to cheat on your wife and not get caught! (11 photos)


Author: Andrey

01 September 2015 14:58

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Have you ever tried eating only buckwheat porridge for 10 days? Every day for breakfast, lunch and dinner, eat a plate of buckwheat, choked, washed down with water or juice, in a bite with the same tomato sauce? Hardly. But many of you have sex with the same women for years on end. Years? Decades. When there are crowds of young and hot girls nearby, ready to decorate your sex life with truly bright colors!

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And we are also talking about the situation when you “eat buckwheat porridge,” but many have been trampling on the tired “jellied meat” for years. What if “your buckwheat” is also prepared this way and that? Half-raw, crunchy in the teeth, when even the hungriest man prefers to quickly “starve” somewhere in the toilet?)) At the same time, I fully admit that you can love your wife. Really love purely and selflessly, tenderly caring and anxiously worrying about her present and future. A wife can be a kind, caring woman, smart, interesting and with a great sense of humor, she can be a wonderful partner in business, in a theater box or travel, she can be a pleasant person in all respects. In everything except sex... And then the man gets lost. Should he be a supporter of the idiotic strange principles of “swan fidelity” or simply get the sex he lacks in family life somewhere else. Most, of course, will endure and pretend that they are very, very satisfied with the quality of sex for so many years, mentally fucking while remembering some next serial actress. There are, of course, those who will not read this material further; let’s call them full-fledged men. But what about those men who have already realized the unenviability of their situation and are determined to replenish the balance of orgasm in their body? What should they do if they want to eat fish and something else? How to enjoy sex, but not end up becoming a divorced husband? How to have sex with a girl but not let her have sex with your brain? And like this…

Only sex


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The most important principle of all further actions. You are not starting your path as a goat who has no forgiveness for a full sex life in order to get yourself a new wife. Whenever the thoughts “Maybe this is my love?!” enter your head, immediately stop moving, go to the kitchen and stick your head in the freezer.

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Jealousy - what it can lead to

Husbands with a normal level of jealousy are not prone to behavior that provokes female infidelity. Such men treat their partner as their property, inaccessible to others. Having matured, such men lose such jealousy. Provocateurs who want their wife to cheat have a second or third form of jealousy. . It is difficult, but possible, to convince a representative of a strong form of jealousy to fulfill his desire, which cannot be said about a crazy jealous person. .

  • The behavior of a man associated with provoking his wife to cheat is explained in the form of various forms of jealousy.
  • A mild form of jealousy is inherent in ordinary men with a normal, slightly jealous character;
  • A vivid form of jealousy, which is characterized by overvalued ideas, indicates a person’s deviation from a normal man;
  • The delusional form of jealousy speaks of male madness.

No chicks or goats


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Choose a sexual partner strictly in accordance with point 1. Only sex. Remember that you will get sex now, and in case of divorce you will give 50% of the jointly acquired property both now and for all the years of married life. Then you will turn from a full-fledged man who knows how to get good sex from life into a full-fledged loser who didn’t even get sex and gave away half of the apartment)). What conclusion can be drawn from this point? Don't even consider girls under 20. 25-30 years – excellent. Married girls 25-30 years old - ideal.

No work colleagues, girlfriends or other mutual acquaintances


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Do you remember, yes, that you want variety, and not ruin your nervous system? Women are jealous creatures. Today or tomorrow that Tamara from the next department gives you an excellent blowjob and is interesting, and tomorrow you will like Rosa Ivanovna from the accounting department. Do you know what will happen the day after tomorrow? You will turn into the last man in town. The men will kill you for the sake of prevention (so that suddenly you don’t like someone else), and the women will have a dry throat, but they will find the opportunity to spit in your face and express everything when they meet.

Choose the right lover

It's one thing if you want to cheat on your husband with a specific man. And if you are still looking for a lover, then you need to follow certain rules.

You might be wondering: where to find a lover.

Before starting any relationship, you need to agree on a set of rules with your gentleman:

  1. No love confessions in messages. The husband may accidentally see or intentionally get into the phone.
  2. Only you will make the call. If your lover is married, then agree on a time for communication.
  3. Discuss your behavior in a casual meeting. It's best to pretend that you don't know each other.
  4. No unscheduled meetings. He shouldn't come to your house, work, gym, or look for other casual dates.

Try not to share a lot of information about yourself and your husband. The less a lover knows, the greater the chance of keeping your affair a secret.

For a married woman, the best option is a married man.

A family man will not claim your heart, and he himself is interested in confidentiality. Less likely to harass or blackmail you.

How to date your lover without your husband finding out

You need to think about places to meet your lover in advance.


It's difficult to find a place to meet your lover.

Do not bring him to your apartment under any circumstances:

  • The husband may suddenly return;
  • The neighbors will see and tell;
  • A sudden visit from your mutual friends;
  • Your husband can install a video camera to check your fidelity;
  • A lover should not know where you live.

If a man lives alone, you can go to him. But be sure to check that no one you know sees you. Take a roundabout route to the meeting point, turning around from time to time to look at the crowd.

It is optimal to rent a room or rent an apartment in a completely different area of ​​the city. There should not be any acquaintances or relatives of the husband there. Pay in cash or let your lover pay - eliminate the financial trail.

Absolute stability in the family


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A mistress is a creature that requires special care and maintenance experience. If your family has always had a family budget of 100,000 rubles (70,000 of which you gave to your wife “immediately after payday” as a fee for marriage), then how are you going to explain to your wife that now there will be less money... sorry, dear, just condoms now you need to buy 2 times more. Create a “stash” for a “bright day”. And work harder so that your “stash” grows and develops: somehow you need to motivate your sexy friend if she doesn’t try very hard. Not a Porsche or a Ferrari, at least a red Niva will motivate you. But the family budget should not suffer.

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You will have to master the favorite manipulation of experienced Don Juans.

Sooner or later your wife may suspect something. Or perhaps she will decide to start a scandal out of boredom. To add spice to your bland everyday life.

Your task is to skillfully “turn the arrows” and make her feel like a crazy jealous person.

Darling, I had no idea! You're too suspicious. This is just some kind of pathological jealousy! The lip print on my neck is a thank you to the old lady I helped across the road.

What? Scratches on my back? I heroically saved a cat who had climbed a tree and was meowing desperately. What are you really doing!

Complete silence mode


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There is no need to tell anyone that you have a sexual partner. It’s like in a fairy tale: if you tell your friends, you’ll tell their wives; if you tell one of your relatives, you’ll tell it right into your wife’s ears. Remember that the very fact of having a mistress is a serious offense that can destroy your family in one fell swoop. Tomorrow your friend’s wife ran to the store to buy shoes, and your wife bought them. All. With the phrase “But my husband doesn’t run to drink tea from the third entrance to Valka,” all your pleasures will be covered with a copper basin. Only sex. You don't need fame, not recognition, nothing, just sex.

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You don't need to ask all your friends to come up with an alibi for you at once.

Otherwise, it will turn out like in that joke: “I called his friends, he spent the night with two of them, and with three of them he still sleeps at home.”

Clumsy lies and carelessness are two other reasons why aspiring alpha males get caught in the act.

Or another limb.

Minimizing randomness


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Imagine that you owe a serious amount of money and lose it in a casino. Now every appearance in your usual place means one thing - failure. So choose public places solely on this principle. Especially if you haven't yet saved up a stash to go on dates somewhere in Paris or Vienna. In general, are you going to eat or have sex? Rent an apartment and eat there if you're already hungry. Ideally, by the way, minimize joint trips in your car: women have an excellent sense of smell and intuition.

Eliminate “virtual” communication with your crush in front of witnesses


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I don’t think it’s worth saying that texting during “family time” is the stupidest of stupidities. You have working hours when you can calmly discuss the details of the meeting without witnesses, using a specially created email (you don’t need to check the “Remember password” box, but you can check “Someone else’s computer”). You do not need to use your personal email or your personal account on social networks to communicate.

Clean your phone

This is not a joke. Of course, you can set a password. Just imagine how your wife will react if you have never had one, and now you have one! So the most effective thing is to completely clean your phone every day.

Seek instructions from experienced repairmen. For a little money they will tell you all the methods of covering your tracks. And don’t forget to do this every time you get ready to go home.

Never leave your phone in the reach of your wife or lover unattended. Believe me, there are very few women who can resist doing a little prank. Their sense of ownership far exceeds ours. If a man acts directly and simply punches his opponent in the face, then a woman will leave a small, imperceptible mark that only your wife can find!

You should not give your mistress your home phone number. Your wife is unlikely to like it if someone calls and remains silent on the phone. It will work once, but more than that it will arouse suspicion.

Regulate the time for calls and SMS with your underground babe. No calls when you're with your family, even if your pussy itches!

Enforce the legend


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Still, one of the most reliable of all your friends will have to reveal the secret. This is the same friend with whom you are most friends, most often go fishing and hunting, and just drink beer 3 times a week, at least. It is desirable that he be a lone wolf, not burdened by his own wife. You might even want to consider a project that requires a lot of travel around the city at completely different times of the day. In Moscow, at least traffic jams are saved, but in more provincial cities everything is more complicated. But there must be a legend. Where are you, who are you with and why didn’t you pick up the phone when your wife called when you were having sex.

Reasons for the situation

5-10 years into the marriage passed, and then you began to notice something was wrong. It all starts with humorous conversations, soft hints. Your spouse invites you to wear a provocative dress and go to a nightclub with your girlfriends. Later, the hints develop into demands to have an affair with another man and include a detailed description of what is happening.

This psychological deviation is called the medical term “provoked betrayal complex.” There are several causes of the syndrome:

  1. Decrease in sexual interest in spouse. The first young fuse has passed, and the man wants to see in his wife a woman of easy virtue who is liked by others. This fuels men's erotic fantasies.
  2. The husband is much older than the wife. He worries that his beloved will exchange him for a young gentleman. By provoking her to cheat, the husband thereby wants to hasten the onset of his fears and relieve accumulated nervousness.
  3. Problems with libido. With age, men experience a sexual crisis. Their self-esteem may fall through the roof due to problems with erection. To avoid the appearance of an unidentified competitor, the spouse can invite his significant other to find the missing passions with his good friend or colleague. In his opinion, it is better to know where and with whom than to be in the dark.
  4. Lack of maternal love in childhood. A boy who has not received the necessary amount of care and attention from his mother may be afraid of loneliness and neglect all his life. If his wife cheats on him, then the frightening situation will finally happen, which will relieve him of further worries.

Men suffering from infidelity syndrome are usually very faithful and incapable of intimacy with anyone other than their wife. At heart they are pathological jealous people. And thoughts about their destructive desire bring them truly masochistic pleasure. This duality of consciousness causes them great torment. Husbands who are especially involved in their fantasies demand the most detailed report on their wife’s leftward movements. It is important for them to know all the small details of meetings on the side: from the surrounding interior to the size of the lover’s genital organ.

Clear distribution of the “wife” and “mistress” zones


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There is no need to introduce your wife to your mistress, or your mistress to your wife. Even if a cute sexy miracle gives you some trinkets on February 23, you don’t need to bring them into the house. All the same, your wife will give you the same socks, but litigation cannot be avoided. And this is not easy, by the way) But remember that half of the jointly acquired property is more expensive. Yes, we husbands must be calculating creatures. Needless to say, if a scandal can be provoked by innocent cufflinks given by a mistress for Thanksgiving, then a child brought into the house or, more fun, a surprise gonorrhea will mean only one thing - a fiasco. Almost complete and crushing.

Complexes are to blame

. Representatives of the stronger sex, who are jealous by nature, and provocateurs of female infidelity, have such complexes.

Remember! .

It is also important that such male complexes and psychological problems can force the woman he loves to cheat, but will not in any way affect the sexual function of the jealous person himself. The most interesting thing is that a man who provokes his wife to cheat has higher sexuality compared to his rivals. .

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