20+ funny conversations with girls

Girls are very emotional creatures. They quickly become upset and depressed. But there is always a chance to cheer them up and lift their spirits, even through correspondence on social networks. It is important here that the interlocutor is in the mood for a conversation.

And to solve the problem, you need to know how to cheer up a girl if she is sad, even if she is not the lady of your heart.

Short love texts to your beloved girl, woman

Thank you, sun, for your love and warmth, for every look and every moment. Thank you for your hopes, tenderness, kindness, for our happiness and for this inspiration.

My dear, I am madly in love with you, To the point of sweet stupor, forever and seriously. Draws happiness for me in its ornament: your eyes, the curve of your shoulder, your mop of hair.

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Your kiss is fire and honey, It does not burn my heart and soul, Your gaze is my true beacon, Will show the way, drive away the darkness!

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K How to cheer up a girl by correspondence?

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However, first, a few words about why your friend may be in a bad mood. And this is actually important to understand, because if you don’t know the reason, you can waste a lot of time, or even make it worse.

There can be many reasons. But there are a few more common ones that I can't help but mention. Otherwise, you definitely won’t understand how to cheer up a girl through correspondence.

Quarrel with someone. Anyone can feel insecure after a conflict with someone, especially a weak woman. Perhaps the incident occurred at work or school. Let me talk. If she trusts you, she will describe everything in detail. It’s easier to speak out in a letter because no one sees her tears.
Lack of self-confidence due to some flaws in appearance, failures at work or school, or lack of communication skills. If you guess that this is the reason, then a good compliment can defuse the situation.
Someone didn't live up to her expectations, maybe you. If your mood has worsened after a date with you, then this is a clear hint. Try to find out from her what is wrong. But analyze your behavior yourself - maybe somewhere you behaved unmanly, or did not fulfill what you promised. And in the end it upset her.
Troubles or failures at school or at work. She can't cope with something, or her relationship with someone isn't going well. In this case, it is important to encourage the person and tell him that life does not end there.
Problems at home. Your girlfriend may have one of her relatives fall ill, or she just had a quarrel with a close relative.
She may also have problems with health, for example, in the female area.
A former lover has appeared on the horizon, perhaps he is even trying to win her back.
She had to change plans for objective reasons, and for an emotional person this is always stressful.
She was simply tired and had practically no time to rest.
Well, the most unpleasant thing is when a bad mood is caused by your behavior.

Unsuccessful topics

So that when you try to get acquainted, instead of the girl’s interest and attention, you do not hear the epithets “some kind of idiot”, “he is sick and cannot be treated” addressed to you, you should remember about topics that are forbidden for humor.

Top 6 anti-ways to make you laugh:

“You are so sad. Isn’t PMS the reason for your sadness?” The stupidest thing that can come to mind is to identify the cause of sadness with hormonal characteristics. Guys think this is funny, but such a question is unlikely to make a girl smile. Perhaps she didn’t hear, but decided for the sake of decency to at least somehow react.
Confirmation of excess weight. Even if you try to smooth out the situation with self-criticism: “Who can understand the pain of a fat bachelor? Maybe a lonely chick. It seems that we have found a common topic for conversation. Shall we chat? Women are rarely happy with their own weight. And the slightest hint of the need to lose weight can forever close the possibility of future communication, friendship, especially intimate relationships.
Age reminder. It is not for nothing that asking the number of years lived is considered bad form according to the unspoken rules of etiquette. “Madam, did you have other pets in your childhood, besides dinosaurs?”, “I’m not a prince, but you’re no longer a young nymph, so we’re perfect for each other” - these are not the best phrases to start an acquaintance. Even trying to express delight in a beautiful appearance, you can make a fatal mistake. “It’s incredible - so many years, but you look so wonderful,” - after such a proposal, a woman often feels not joy, but confusion.
You should not please and elevate your current lover by ridiculing your former passion. The disadvantages of both may be similar. At the same time, smart girls tend to calculate everything in advance and will definitely assume that in the event of a breakup, this young man will make fun of them in front of his next partner. Therefore, they prefer to avoid relationships with arrogant talkers.
Dark humor and vulgar jokes are appropriate only in the company of old friends. Jokes about tragic events and ridiculing people with illnesses and disabilities should be avoided. An anecdote about a weak-minded person can cause not a smile, but tears or aggression, if the girl’s family has a relative with a similar disease.
You should forget about the use of caustic jokes about the appearance, demeanor, gait and other qualities of the chosen one. Everyone loves to laugh at them, but only a few people like to hear them applied to themselves and respond with dignity.

The ability to entertain a girl is a sure way to gain an advantage over other possible gentlemen. But to entertain does not mean to achieve loud laughter. A good mood is expressed in the desire to be close to an interesting partner, to trust him, to share his secrets.

Emotions come first

All girls love to talk. This is their element. In this they have no equal. Usually they themselves direct the conversation in the right direction, and in this case the task of men is greatly simplified. There is no need to come up with witty topics, the main thing is to keep the conversation going. But do not forget that the main task of a man is not to become a talkative girlfriend, but to seduce a lady, to arouse passion and desire in her. This exchange of fluids requires a completely different approach. Therefore, we need conversation topics that evoke a strong emotional response. How to communicate with women correctly is in another article.

Remember that all women appreciate a good sense of humor in men. Many choose their husbands based on the principle: “He can make me laugh until I cry. You won't get bored with him."

Templates

To avoid guessing how to cheer up a girl with messages, use ready-made templates:

I don’t eat in the morning because I think about us. I don’t eat during the day, I think about us. In the evening I don’t have dinner, I think about us. And I can’t sleep at night! Do you know why? I want to eat))).

Hello! I feel very bad... I can’t love you like that anymore, I’ll have to love you very, very much more.

Don’t call me anymore, don’t write, I won’t be able to talk to you, correspond with you - the doctor forbade me from even looking at sweets!

I prepared a test breakfast: 300 grams of passion, 400 grams of tenderness, 100 kisses and a lot of hugs! Enough for two, a treat? By the way, there are a thousand compliments prepared for dessert.

I took the phone to a repair shop and they said it couldn't be repaired. They don't have one component for this. Do you know which one? Your smile)))

What question should I ask?

Many men are interested in: what to ask a girl if she is not in the mood and is sad? You can ask what caused this mood. If she trusts you, she will open up and talk about her experiences.

Ask questions that will be of interest to both of you. For example, ask about their profession, goals or dreams. You can also chat about crazy things that have been or will be done in life.

Important! React to your lady's answers. Don't forget to express your emotions.

Any question should be interesting and easy. Don't make the girl think too much, don't make her blush. Communication should be based on mutual emotions.

How to surprise a wife with a husband who is far from romantic?

When your beloved awakens trembling feelings in your heart, you want to pleasantly surprise her.

I want to do something special for her, unusual for her usual behavior, non-standard and pleasantly unexpected.

Even if a man cannot be called a romantic, he still needs to set himself up to commit romantic acts, especially if his feelings for his wife are strong.

Often women take the initiative themselves and expect a response.

It is necessary to take into account the psychology of women and encourage such behavior with your attention. To this end, it is better to study the key options for surprises that can improve a woman’s mood and do a memorable and surprising act for her.

It is a misconception to think that fantastic gifts are very expensive. For many representatives of the fair sex, the emotionality that accompanies the action is much more important. Small funny tokens of attention can be more valuable than any expensive gifts.

The most important thing is to make a surprise with all your heart, devoting yourself as much as possible to its preparation. Women are sensitive to a positive attitude and love accordingly.

Smile by SMS

Why send funny SMS to a girl? To set the mood! Funny texts will help you get through everyday work and put you in a cheerful mood.

In vain I called the teacher a goat on the student forum... He identified me by IP...
A good manicure decorates a woman's hands. And the man's face.
I was abducted by aliens, forced to drink and told that they would only release me after three hours.
I will spend this night with her. With my bed.
Briefly about the weather for today: mud. About the weather for tomorrow: the mud will freeze.
Honey, everyone does this in the spring. And birds, and flies, and butterflies. It's a pity that people can't fly.
Don't argue with a man! He can't be right anyway.
So you can wait for a prince all your life. And here is the man!
Paper, pencils and art - and 1000 rubles is ready!
Love is not just for you. It needs to be done!
Darling, if you are sad now, remember my face.
90-60-90 - this is how I drive through the city past the traffic police station.
I don’t have breakfast in the morning, I don’t have lunch in the afternoon - I think about you! In the evening I don’t think anymore, I really want to eat...
Honey, I was wrong! And it’s very difficult for me to type this SMS with my hooves...
Love is a vacation of the mind!
How would you like to be convinced that money cannot make a person happy...
Strong, peaceful, noble... Just in case, I’ll explain – it’s me.
You are beautiful, I am so damn beautiful... What are we going to do this evening??
If you don’t believe in love with the first person you meet, I’m ready to try to convince you!
You think you're the coolest, right? Well, you’re right!
Keep a ray of sunshine! Just don't miss it!
Honey, how do I gently tell a girl that I broke her powder compact?
A girl like this should smile!
I don’t even enjoy the sun as much as I enjoy your laughter.
I won’t bother you, but suddenly you’re just wondering who to have dinner with at the restaurant today...

How can you cheer up a girl?

A young man has the opportunity to restore the good mood of his beloved in the following ways:

Prepare a delicious dish . Down with the stereotypes that it’s mostly men who like to eat delicious food. Good food is a universal way to improve your mood. Even a person far from cooking can learn how to cook one simple dish in a couple of days. The main thing is not to overdo it with calories if a girl is concerned about her figure;
Make a compliment . In difficult life moments, a girl will be pleased to hear warm words. You can brighten them up with a harmless joke or a funny story from your life;
Take him on an unusual date . For example, if a girl is not shy, then she will be impressed by a helicopter flight with her loved one. Some companies even organize romantic flights for two. Horseback riding is also a good option. This is not as dangerous as many people think. The girl will be offered the most peaceful animal and will be helped to sit in the saddle. Such a pastime, coupled with being in the fresh air, will definitely improve your mood;
Get a massage . You can learn a simple relaxing massage technique using videos on Youtube;
Give a cute little thing . It can be anything, from a teddy bear to an unusual decorative night light.

Good jokes

The ability to move from serious to jokes characterizes a man as a person with a broad outlook and self-confidence. Successful jokes for girls are smart jokes, not devoid of self-irony and deep meaning and creativity.

With a hint of a compliment. For example, write that in appearance or character she resembles a famous artist or “star” of show business;
Where events and life situations are presented with humor. An amateur video posted on the Internet can make a friend laugh to tears. When sending a link to VKontakte, refuse stories that are interpreted ambiguously: about stupid women or erotic content. Successful video clips include kids having fun with pets, funny behavior of birds, cats, dogs and pets, noticed by their owners;
With a dose of self-irony, when you ironically talk about your activities, failures or funny incidents from your life, friends and those gleaned from the Internet;

About life's paradoxes, which speak of breadth of outlook, erudition and inspire respect.

Images

Funny pictures are the best way to cheer up girls and boys. The following cool images are suitable for sending:

animals in ridiculous situations;
jokes with the stars;
jokes with bright funny illustrations;
unusual jokes on men;
cute photos of little children;
jokes about Russian reality, the life of young people.
screenshots of correspondence between a guy and a girl.

On a note! Choose the topic for a cheerful message in correspondence carefully. If you don’t know the girl’s character and possible reaction to a harsh joke, you shouldn’t hint at excess weight or women’s shortcomings.

Jokes for when she's sad

Who doesn't love jokes? Everyone likes them because they lift your spirits and make you feel cheerful for a long time.

But there is one nuance - not everyone likes jokes with vulgar notes or rude phrases.

“If programmers come to power, entire ministries will be replaced with a small script”
“When you clean the dirt off your mouse, you discover new features of your browser.”
“A hedgehog was walking through the forest, farted, landed and moved on”

If nothing comes to mind, then turn to the Internet for help.

On a date

The following tips will help improve a girl’s mood by inviting her on dates:

An active lady will be well entertained by a bike ride, a trip out of town, or a walk in the park.
A young lady with an eccentric character should be invited to a club, to a fun party with friends.
Invite a girl with a delicate inner structure and a penchant for creativity to the cinema, the theater, or an exhibition.
Invite a young girl to spend the day outdoors, at an amusement park, go to the zoo, or an ice cream parlour.
If a lady loves animals, visit a cat show, a pet store, buy her a “live” gift.
When a beloved is not just sad, but angry, accumulating negative emotions, she needs to throw them out. Invite a girl to paintball, to a shooting range, or go karting.

The arsenal of male tricks for a fun date needs to be used skillfully. Before the meeting, get yourself into a cheerful mood and be in a good mood.

Take the following recommendations into account:

Remember a funny incident from your life. Tell your beloved, laugh together at the absurdity of the situation.
Make a date with a lady in the park and come for a walk dressed as a dog or a clown.
If today is your beloved’s birthday or name day, arrange an unexpected celebration. You can connect her friends to the party online via Skype.

If you have established close contact and are not meeting for the first time, hug her tightly and kiss her. If the lady tries to get out of your embrace, start a fun brawl.

Now you know how to cheer up a girl on VK, via SMS, in correspondence and on a date. In addition to the tips listed, use your personal charm, connect your innate sense of humor, then your lady will never be sad.

And to solve the problem, you need to know how to cheer up a girl if she is sad, even if she is not the lady of your heart.

What not to write?

A firm “no” to vulgar jokes! If communication with the girl you like is just beginning, then even one insignificant vulgar hint can reduce the further development of the relationship to nothing. In this case, it does not matter how funny and amusing the joke itself is. She is unlikely to make a girl smile. But it’s easy to blacklist you and stop communicating.
Making fun of flaws, even in a cute way, is unacceptable. Such messages will only offend the girl and, as a result, kill your hope for a future together.
It is important to avoid messages on specific (for example, political or prison) topics. Even if, in your opinion, this is the funniest joke that can instantly cheer you up.